Posted by: atowhee | July 1, 2017

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANADA

Canada is celebrating its 150th birthday as an independent nation.  Congrats.  Kudos on your universal healthcare, your restrictions on assault rifles, your welcoming attitude toward refugees going back to the days of U.S. slavery and the Underground Railroad.  I must deduct good conduct points for your egregious use of the tar sands and what it does to waterfowl and other wildlife, yet you have aided the survival of the Whooping Crane, lynx, wolverine, Great Gray Owl and other beleaguered critters.  You even welcome American patriots who fled the draft during the Vietnam War.

Now you are also the homeland of this guy:KONICA MINOLTA DIGITAL CAMERAThis model of recycling, turning grass into fertilizer across the gold courses and lawns and playing fields of this continent.  If Homeland Security knew this was a CANADA Goose, would they have them all rounded up and deported?

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